Tyson on Concerts.

People in Victoria are ruining concerts for me.

Drunk assholes seem to be the norm in this town when I go to a rock concert. Or hell even a blues show. It seems going to a concert just seems like an excuse for douchbags to be even bigger douchebags.

The same goes for comedy shows or anything I pay good money for.

I say we stop serving alcohol at events and screen the doors for drunk people, people who like AC(lightning bolt)DC, and chin straps. Let people who pay for and are there to enjoy something not have their evenings ruined because someone can't hold their booze and pukes in the third row.

I'm tired of the only thing I remember about a concert is the dick in front of me texting and the drunk asshole behind me who is talking to his friends louder than the band.

Victoria concert goers fix yourself or don't go to the concert.

Piss and Vinegar.

So I'm standing at a urinal in the Charles Dickens Pub bleeding the lizard if you will when some guy slaps me on the back and says "What the fuck was with that band? They sucked."

Dude, I'm pissing how about some fucking personal privacy! I understand you have those homoerotic urges to look at my small penis while I'm taking a piss but don't touch me. It's really unnerving. I wonder what else you are going to try do while I have my attention focused else where.

Also if I'm taking a piss don't talk to me because I don't care. Actually I wouldn't care anyways I don't know you or your popped collar. So take your trucker hat and flip flops and piss somewhere else. I'm not your piss buddy and I damn well never will be.

You want to know why? Because you didn't wash your hands after you went to the bathroom and when I saw you in the Pub later you were making out with a girl with your hands on her face. Plus you seemed to be a douchebag.