Entries in rant (7)

Monday
Jul262010

Thoughts on a Monday. 

When did people stop telling jokes?

Seriously, when did people stop telling jokes? Remember when you could go out to any cocktail party or bbq and people would tell jokes? We all used to have our go to joke in our back pocket that we had memorized front to back. We had the comedic pauses and hand gestures down to a tee. I kind of miss hearing those same old almost corny jokes.

Today we are stuck with the anecdotes. Everyone has a funny story or mishap that has happened to them in the recent pass so we tell these long winded stories about ourselves and our friends. I know I'm guilty of this crime more so than most but I at least take solace in that you are guilty of it too.

Seriously I'm tired of hearing assholes talk about accidently signing up for a gay cruising site on the internet or being found where "hobos go to die." When will those guys learn to tell a dirty limerick.

Oh wait that asshole is me. 

Tuesday
Jun292010

All Along The Watchtower. 

There is no getting around the fact that the G-20 Summit happened on the weekend in Toronto.

Photo Stolen from Tim Kennedy Photography
On late Saturday afternoon my tumblr feed was flooded with photos of police cars on fire, police officers in full riot gears, masked protesters smashing shop windows, graffiti saying something vaguely "anarchistic," and other forms of destruction. All this from a peaceful protest? Almost immediately I thought to myself I should be in Toronto to document this. Well at least get a few good shots to maybe sell. I also almost immediately sided with the police in their efforts to control a situation that was almost entirely out of control.

I've been to a few protests in my day. I'm not sure I fully believe in the cause but I was there and I showed my support. (I think one of them had to do with logging in BC which would later be ironic when I started working for a company that logs BC Forests.) Every protest I went to there seemed to be a 5% faction of people who were ready to take it to the next level which became clear when watching the protests in Toronto. Reminiscent of the Anti-Olympic protests in Vancouver weeks before the Games when store fronts and bank windows were smashed in downtown Vancouver. All for something that is happening whether you liked it or not.

I've always felt that you can always make your voice heard but when you start committing crimes (like setting a police car on fire or destroying the window front of an American Apparel) the people who are in a position to listen to you and help you change things will discredit your opinion. Leaving you worse off than when you started.

On Monday evening after getting home from work I saw this 10 minute video posted on twitter. That changed my mind from disliking the approach of those dirty hippy protesters to sympathizing to what was happening to them. It almost seemed like a sci-fi movie where the world is ruled by a totalitarian dictatorship sending out the Thought Police in full riot gear to silence the public. Watching the riot police move in unison, preventing any escape, and closing in on a small group of peaceful protesters. All of a sudden people who don't seem to be doing anything are sucked out by faceless officers and the wall is closed again only to open again to suck out another unsuspecting protester.

If police have the right to do this for this protest what is stopping them from doing this during other non-violent protests, strikes, post bar drunks, and concerts? This is just another strike against something I once respected. Especially in Victoria where police seem to have the authority to take a running kick at you when you are already in handcuffs.

Now I'm conflicted. Who do I believe? What side is right? What side is more in the wrong? I know the truth is never black and white but we always seem hope it is. Or at least I do when it comes to situations like this especially when it is in your home and native land.

Do I question authority or blindly follow what I'm told?

Wednesday
May262010

Tyson on Concerts.

People in Victoria are ruining concerts for me.

Drunk assholes seem to be the norm in this town when I go to a rock concert. Or hell even a blues show. It seems going to a concert just seems like an excuse for douchbags to be even bigger douchebags.

The same goes for comedy shows or anything I pay good money for.

I say we stop serving alcohol at events and screen the doors for drunk people, people who like AC(lightning bolt)DC, and chin straps. Let people who pay for and are there to enjoy something not have their evenings ruined because someone can't hold their booze and pukes in the third row.

I'm tired of the only thing I remember about a concert is the dick in front of me texting and the drunk asshole behind me who is talking to his friends louder than the band.

Victoria concert goers fix yourself or don't go to the concert.

Monday
Jan042010

Tyson's Tirades: #1

Well the short holiday break is over so it is back to work and the internet.

There is a growing trend on the internet that I'm finding stress inducing and that is the growing amount of spelling and grammar Nazis out there. I admit I am not the greatest at either but do I need to constantly reminded of this fact every time I do something on the internet?

Twitter is an application I use on a daily basis to fulfill my sense of personal self importance but if I make one mistake spelling a band name I hear about it from seven people. I’ll let you know my secret almost every one of my updates from 8am to 5pm is done without looking at what buttons I’m pressing on my Blackberry. Obviously I don’t care that much about the words I put up otherwise I would be looking and hoping it autocorrects to the right word.

It's a hell of a lot different if I write something on my site and you notice something is spelled wrong. Then message me or email me to let me know there is an error. Usually I'm pretty thankful when someone gives me the heads up so I feel less like an idiot. I’m also pretty appreciative of constructive criticisms, and pointers as long as it is good intentioned. Not some condescending side note of some asshole who thinks that they are more important than everyone else because they are university dropout.

The internet is full of people who are far worse then I at spelling and grammar. Think of L33T speak, and all those abbreviations that are slipping into everyday language. So try to eradicate those little obstacles that are destroying society as we know it. But I guess I’m just easier to educate than a bunch of fourteen year old girls.

Is it really worth correcting every spelling mistake and grammar error? I don’t think so it seems like a waste of time to me. It is okay to remind people that it is you’re not your every once in a while but don’t make it your mission in life. If you really want to be better than someone go out there and prove it where it counts out in the real world and not the internet.

Tuesday
Nov242009

The Pursuit of Exercise. 

Dear Fun Runners,

What the fuck?

Just because you are better then the rest of us lazy slobs is no excuse to run towards on coming traffic in black clothes in the dark. Did I mention it is foggy too?

Seriously how hard is it to purchase your running spandex with some 3M reflective stripes on it? It probably affects how aerodynamic you are but I assume it isn’t hard. Almost every piece of outdoor clothing I own has some kind of reflective material on it and I don’t remember the last time I exercised. Get some of those wristbands I used to have for riding my bicycle at night.

Can’t afford those $2 wristbands? Wrap yourself in tinfoil. Although the side affect will be that people thing you are some kind of whack job running from aliens but at least they will see you a mile away when driving.

Do you still want to run in the dark and not wear reflective clothes? Buy a fucking treadmill and turn off the fucking lights.

Better yet build a time machine go back to the early 1990’s and buy some of those shoes with the red flashing lights in the heel and some florescent green, pink, and yellow jogging outfits.

Tell you what next time I’m not going half into the lane of oncoming traffic because you are a moron and have no concern for your person safety. Learn to run on a sidewalk and wear some reflective clothing for those nightly fun runs.

Love,
Tyson.